Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Straight from the studios of Douchetopia!

Good Morning this is Summer and Eve reporting to you live from the studios of Douchetopia!-



Summer-"We've got quite the douchebag lined up for you today!"


Eve-"Well, Summer what can I say? Sometimes you just need to avail yourself of one of our sponsor's wonderful Island Splashes. And I think once you've gotten a handle on what we have for our viewers today, they're going to need the refreshing!"

Cue-video of chickens squawking

THE ETHICS ARE FALLING THE ETHICS ARE FALLING!!

Summer-"our top story of the day concerns a scientist blogger by the name of David Gorski. Taking on the comedic styling of Sheilds and Yarnell, Jake Crosby and the troop of puppeteers over at Aoa, are putting on quite the show! Pulling the strings and rallying the troops of their not so mentally adept followers to file complaints with Dr. Gorski's place of employment in an effort to terminate his position. Yes, the douchbags over at Aoa are endorsing slander and libel along with their B12 pops and at home chelation spas. "Hey it's all in a days work," cited an unnamed source.. "We're just trying to recover our children." More on this from Douchetopia correspondent Eve...but first a word from one of our sponsors:






Eve: Well, Summer, you've heard the saying, it's raining douches, right? These folks have sprinkled too much mining chelator on their cheerios. If the outright misinformation over there wasn't enough, like the idea that pharma money's paying for Gorski's research after he took the time to pre-emptively respond to Crosby's concerns: "I do not receive any money from Sanofi-Aventis (or any other pharmaceutical company) to fund my research (or my blogging, for that matter). If you had bothered to read my disclaimer you’d know that."

Gorski continued, showing why the douches over at AoA are soured and out-of-date: "First, I would have to be receiving money from Sanofi-Aventis. I am not. Second, I would have to have the reasonable expectation to receive money from Sanofi-Aventis. I do not. I’m not even angling for money from Sanofi-Aventis to run my lab. Third, I would have to know that Riluzole is being tested as a treatment for autistic children. I did not until Jake wrote to me. In fact, Jake isn’t even correct."

That last sentence, Summer, says it all, "Jake isn't even correct." Same goes for the rest of the pack over at Age of Douches. Back to you, Summer, after this word from our sponsor:



Summer-Thanks Eve..So todays's "Tip O' the douchebag" award goes to the folks over at Aoa whose continual bending of facts and twisting of evidence continue to make the world a less populated place-one unvaccinated person at a time.

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